Sunday, September 18, 2005

Sunday Funnies

A girl came skipping home from school one day.

"Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!"

"Very good," said her mother."Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked.

"Yes, It's because your blonde.

"The next day the girl came skipping home from school.

"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up to G. See? A,B,C,D,E,F,G!"

"Very good," said her mother."Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, It's because your blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.

"Mommy Mommy!" she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother."Is it because I'm Blonde, Mommy?"

"No Honey, Its because you're 24."

I recieved this from my cousin whom I love dearly AND is blonde. My sister is blonde as well as my daughter so please do NOT take offense, I just thought is was funny!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blondes are also beautiful, caring, sweet and gentle.

12:16 PM  
Blogger momyblogR said...

YES!! I know, as I stated I am related to several and are all of what you mentioned!

12:31 PM  
Blogger vani said...

LOL- that was great- thanks for a much needed laugh. :)

4:16 PM  
Blogger goodie said...

I am married to a blonde, and have 3 children with blonde hair. One is a true blonde in the sence of the jokes told, the other two are normal, or so called normal. I also have two brunettes, one has blonde traits. Ha Ha We all enjoy the blonde jokes. I enjoyed yours. Thanks for the laugh. I think that your anonymous is a bloned.

7:34 PM  
Blogger momma of 2 said...

I love blonde jokes - Have a great day!

5:19 AM  

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