Sunday, August 13, 2006

Sunday Funnies

Loving Husband

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE.

"The next morning Bob got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, he looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Bob have been scheduled for Friday.

7 Comments:

Blogger TC said...

LOL LOL LOL!

5:46 AM  
Blogger Champ - Love Hound said...

You should read more about Bob, read here.....

http://boxin-champ.blogspot.com/2006/01/cinderella-n-bob-present-day.html

*Smiles*

5:27 PM  
Blogger Little Miss said...

too funny! tomorrow is our anniversary...details sure to follow.

; )

6:14 PM  
Blogger Sadaf Trimarchi said...

hysterical. Found your site through Bee Amma. Wonderful pics!

S

8:13 AM  
Blogger Bee Amma said...

hahahahahahah!!!!!

2:26 AM  
Blogger Melissa said...

bwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5:06 PM  
Blogger Jenn said...

ha ha ha... good one.

7:48 PM  

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