Sunday Funnies

Two Parts Left

God was just about done creating humans, but he had two parts left over andcouldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. He thoughtHe might just as well ask them. He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow theowner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them,"and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it."Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! I'dlove to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a manshould have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!"On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told Godthat if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it.So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up. Adam wasso excited he just started whizzing all over the place - first on the sideof a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see ifhe could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while.God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, Iguess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left.""What's it called?" asked Eve."Brains," said God.