Sunday, October 09, 2005

Sunday Funnies

Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. The first lady takes out a cigarette and starts to smoke. A minute later it begins to rain, so she takes out a condom, cuts off the end, and carefully places it over the cigarette to shield it from the rain.

The second lady looks at that and says, "That's such a good idea, but what is that plastic thing?" "It's a condom," The first lady replies. "Well, where can you buy those?" the second lady asks."Um... Most people buy them at pharmacies." the first lady replies.

So the second lady goes to a pharmacy and walks up to the counter. "Do you guys sell those condom things?" she asks the pharmacist. "Why yes we do," the pharmacist says a little confused, "Do you know what size you need?"So the lady says, "Well it's got to fit a Camel."

8 Comments:

Blogger TC said...

OMG! That is soo bad! LOL

7:38 AM  
Blogger Rose said...

I actually saw a comic strip with that somewhere and it was quite funny.

12:20 PM  
Blogger vani said...

hahahahahahaha!!

3:25 PM  
Blogger Little Miss said...

LOL! I guess it's better than saying "a virginia slim"!

5:41 PM  
Blogger momyblogR said...

Little Miss...how funny! I didn't think of that, but true very true!

:):)

7:25 PM  
Blogger jazeGma2 said...

Okay I wonder do they make them that small. Lol

8:55 PM  
Anonymous beth said...

you better hope your honey is having a good day - you might just get lucky - he might say the job is worth 70,000.00 -lol- I would love to be a fly buzzing around that day -

5:12 AM  
Blogger momma of 2 said...

LOL... I love this joke!

5:59 AM  

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