The cats out of the bag, the boob TOO!

The photo has been found. Oh my man. The funny thing is that I just found out, after all day. I was in the kids room reading a bedtime story, when in walks honey. Of all times, THIS is when he wants to discuss it. Very quietly he leans over and whispers, "honey, I was showing some pictures today on my phone and there was a boob on it." He said it so meekly, like he was scared to death. He had no idea what was going on and seemed unsure to tell me. Instinctively, I wanted to tell him that I knew nothing about it. I just counldn't though, I thought he might have a stroke right there in front of the kids. This causing a whole other trauma. I burst into laughter, he shakes his head and walks out. Immediately he knew it was I, his lunatic wife.

Story time is NOW over and I head into the kitchen, still hysterical. His look was like "what in the hell is wrong with you?" I just couldn't contain myself. I asked him what exactly happen, who found it and how? It seemed, honey was busy on an installation but also had a builder with him. He is actually buddies with Brett and I myself have met him several times. He was very interested in the job and asked to see a picture that he knew honey had. My uninformed husband tossed his phone to him saying "here, look at this." LOL!! Yes, that is just what he did.

Flipping through the photo's he finds it, about three photos in. My boob! I must say, some pretty good photography. It looked HUGE on the phone screen, when in fact it's NOT. Brett, cleared his throat and calls honey off the ladder saying, "I think you better come look at this, I'm not sure I should go any further with these pictures." Honey couldn't imagine what he saw that he needed him to come and see for himself. He gets there and is shocked at the picture. He fumbled around for some reasonable explanation but just could find one. He said "man, I don't know, I must have left it somewhere." (yeah, where the local strip bar?) I know he was thinking "man, that wife of mine, I'm going to SO nail her." Brett laughed and said that he wanted to hang out where honey leaves his phone. Well come on over, you are welcome in my kitchen anytime, lol!

What fun. Honey truly thought it was funny and we all had a great laugh. I'm quiet sure my boob will be carried around in that phone like a trophy for some time. I may have to give him a refresher before long, lol.

Gosh, I LOVE that man!!


"How idiotic civilization is! Why be given a body if you have to keep it shut up in a case like a rare, rare fiddle?"

~Katherine Mansfield