Saturday, January 21, 2006

Sunday Funnies

A Husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some sheer lingeriefor his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 inprice, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife takes a peek at the price tag and thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself." So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

He never even heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday.

13 Comments:

Blogger Melody said...

LOL...seriousely...I really did laugh out loud...my daughter thought I was having a breakdown or something.

5:34 AM  
Blogger momma of 2 said...

LMAO... love it.

5:41 AM  
Blogger mommyof4 said...

LMAO TO FUNNY!!!!!!!!

6:22 AM  
Blogger Heidi said...

Great way to start the morning ..Coffee and a laugh! Too funny.

6:26 AM  
Blogger Renee said...

Men are so dumb. ;^)

8:05 AM  
Blogger Suz said...

ROFL ... Too funny, do have to say he deserve it!

Hugs Suz

10:31 AM  
Blogger Laney said...

LOL! Here's the rub about the lingerie deal though, they never.even.look.at.it! LOL

p.s. my husband wouldn't have heard the shot either!:-) See, we advocate the killing of rodents and humans alike! I am kidding!

10:45 AM  
Blogger vani said...

Oh shit, that's bad..lol. He deserved it!

3:52 PM  
Blogger cubmommy said...

LOL! Too funny!!!

3:58 PM  
Blogger momyblogR said...

Laney..

Yes, we must not show favoritism, they all get it. Mice and men alike. LOL!!

4:41 PM  
Blogger Bossy‚ô•'s YOU said...

good one...really good one...

5:24 PM  
Blogger Wethyb said...

Ouch....it's no wonder there's a funeral. Too funny!

5:30 PM  
Blogger ***Double_Oh_No*** said...

OMG...never heard this one before, but this is HILARIOUS!

9:16 AM  

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