Sunday Funnies

A Husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some sheer lingeriefor his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 inprice, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife takes a peek at the price tag and thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself." So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

He never even heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday.