Friday, January 20, 2006

I just don't "Have A Heart"


One of the most ridiculous contraptions ever created. The mouse trap that catches these nasty little rodents ALIVE! Could someone please, tell me why would anyone ever want to do that?

These disease carrying vermin...

- Can begin breeding at 50 days old
- Are in heat every 4-5 days
- Are pregnant for only 3 weeks
- Can breed again after ONLY 14-18 hours of giving birth
- And have 10-12 babies at a time

So yes, lets do spare the life of the one pain in the a$$ mouse that may have found his way in out of the cold. PLEASE! I want the trap that slams the boobie hatch down and whacks them instantly. I mean, I don't even want them to get the cheese....no last meal at my house. I expect to have the creature almost in half at the end of the day.

Hand Honey a bag and rid of the whole ordeal!

I can live with Green Eggs and Ham BUT, I will NOT have a Mouse In My House!!


"Today, if you invent a better mousetrap, the government comes along with a better mouse."

-Ronald Reagan

33 Comments:

Blogger Jellyfish said...

diseases aside...
you took that rodent pic?
it looked cute n innocent LOL

8:03 PM  
Blogger Christie said...

If you give a mouse a cookie, then he'll want ....everything else in your house!

8:19 PM  
Blogger Aisha said...

Did you take this pic.I totally agree with your analysis of this situation. They are certainly not at risk for extinction so cry me a river abotu the poor mouse who got X'd....

9:02 PM  
Blogger Bossy‚ô•'s YOU said...

AMEN sista..

The way I see it, if the mouse acctaully wanted to live, he would not of broke into your house..I mean you would kill an invader right?

serves them right..although I dont like the mess of a trap..I like decon..no muss, no fuss..haha

9:05 PM  
Blogger momyblogR said...

Aisha..

No, I didn't take that picture. If I did that varmint would be on it's side with it's eyes rolled back in his head. LOL!

9:14 PM  
Blogger Marel Lecone said...

Yuck to mice!! Those little mouse traps that I'm thinking--if I'm thinking of the same one--will actually slam on the body. Not just the tail--like in the cartoons. Bad memories from childhood. Eeewww! Hope you get him. :)

9:36 PM  
Blogger momma of 2 said...

I can't handle rodents... ewwwww... just kill them and get rid of them - they really serve no purpose in my life...or anyone else I know.

10:34 PM  
Blogger cubmommy said...

Mice are disgusting. I grew up in the country and we had them a lot. We used the good old mousetrap.

5:24 AM  
Anonymous nancy said...

I think you need a CAT!

6:16 AM  
Blogger JeepGirl said...

I'm with you, I hate them. How dare they come into my house and think I'm gonna let them run around where I let me kids play and sit. They just gross me out. We heat the house with wood, so we have wood thrown in the basement. We are real careful about pieces that we throw in and if a mouse could even possibly live in it, we leave it outside and split it first. And we live on the edge of town where there are fields. We don't get too many but when we get one it just gives me the eebie jeebies.

6:41 AM  
Blogger Renee said...

You know what's worse?! Those glue traps! Ugh.

6:55 AM  
Blogger Suz said...

Ewwww I cant stand them and Iam pretty sure there is one in my laundry room which we cant seem to catch. You should see me going into there, such a chicken.

Hugs Suz

7:15 AM  
Blogger Becky..Absent Minded Housewife said...

My cat eats everything that crawls around in my house...mice, spiders, beetles...

Then it goes outside and catches it's daily songbird and eats it.

I save on cat chow.

7:29 AM  
Blogger Spikey1 said...

SNAP!

7:42 AM  
Blogger Tammy said...

Being in heat every 4-5 days - they NEED to be put out of their misery!!

9:30 AM  
Blogger sarahgrace said...

yeah, I guess I'm "heartless" to, because I agree!

11:12 AM  
Blogger Laney said...

With you on this one!! Should I even mention the fact that my husband derives great pleasure from shooting their cousins, the squirrels, with the BB gun? Oops! I think I did!

3:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what?? thats so evil! who are we to kill mice??? i had mice in my flat the other day and my flatmates wanted to kill them, i refuse to be a mice killerer so i set up glue traps, stuck them, unstuck them using gloves, putthem in a box and set them free in nearby woods. LET MICE LIVE

6:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and laney ure husband is a horrible man, how on earth to squirrels harm us?

6:17 PM  
Blogger vani said...

ewwwwwwwww...mice, cute and innocent? i don't think so...lol

6:50 PM  
Blogger AL said...

I couldn't agree more. We had a mouse in our garage for awhile that we could never trap One day while hubby was working out there he saw it scurry along the way and [here is the gross part] smashed it with his foot. It didn't stand a chance! However, DH hit his foot so hard [insert funny part here] that he bruised his entire foot and almost broke it! HA!

Happy Friday :)

7:22 PM  
Blogger Laney said...

Sorry! My husband is deeply grieved at his behavior. You have pointed out the error of his ways and from now on, we will eat everything that we hunt!

Sorry, Momyblog, I could not resist!:-)

5:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

www.backwoodsbound.com/zsquir.html

6:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

u guys are so NOT funny. may u all burn in hell fires

7:10 AM  
Blogger candyfortheteacher said...

Oh for putty sake anonymous ease up. If you care so much put a name to your comments.

I agree with renee the glue traps are more inhumane. They stick on there and sqeel. They even eat their feet off trying to get away. How is that better than just killing them. It is the circle of life. If we let them live they will take over the world. sorry a little pinky and the brain humore for those of us with cartoon watching kids and husbands. LOL mommybogr.

7:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you all suck! stupid american fools who only think about themselves, me me me me me! bunch of idiots

9:43 AM  
Blogger Laney said...

That's *Mrs. Stupid American Fool*

Bwhahahahah!!

11:15 AM  
Anonymous angie said...

I hate 'em too! YUCK!

12:30 PM  
Blogger momyblogR said...

My goodness! We're talking about a mouse here. I suppose YOU have never swatted a fly, huh?

I don't think you know me well enough to classify my as one of those people that dress funny and wear a silly hat, lol.

It wasn't meant to offend anyone, but apparently I have touched a nerve with my anonymous friend. Does it help to know that I love my family, volunteer my time at school and church, I visit the elderly and make time for people I don't even know?

But, I guess because I don't like mice and rid of them when I see them....makes me an American Idiot! So be IT!

2:19 PM  
Blogger Becky..Absent Minded Housewife said...

I like mice. I like the bubonic plague too.

2:57 PM  
Blogger The Daily Rant said...

Perhaps rather than mousetraps, someone should invent an "Anonymous Trap" to catch those slippery suckers before they get away.

Personally, I wouldn't mind watching an anonymous fool squirm and try to get their fool ass off of a glue trap! LOL

For crimeny's sake, sending us to the fiery depths of hell for killing mice? If they weren' t so damn small, I'd skin 'em and wear mice fur in the winter, but I don't have the patience for that! :)

I agree with getting rid of the little disease carriers. If they sold a little mouse guillotine, I would be the first in line. And Laney, you could probably keep your husband busy for months on end....just pimp him out as a part time Rodent Remover.

What a crack up!! All this because we're American? Yes, I could see where that "me me me" mentality could be a problem. LOL

4:34 PM  
Blogger Laney said...

ROFL!!! This is still funny!

LOL, Daily Rant!

10:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ugh! So many picking on a little mouse! Why? Are your lives so miserable that killing a little mouse makes it all better?

So sad!

12:45 PM  

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