"Breaking News"

This just in.... The sun is SHINING!

So much for our local "lying" meteorological professionals. I swear they just can not be trusted EVER!

Do you see it? The shadow, it's there...see it? It's not much but it's not rain.

Now we are in the biggest sauna EVER! There is a huge rock somewhere and there are people throwing water on it. Man, I have to find them and tell them to stop!