Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Sunday Funnies on Wednesday

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband,"It is three o'clock in the morning." He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife."

Just some drunken guy asking for a push" he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asked.

"No. I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring rain outside!"

His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told (of course), gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello? Are you still there?" "Yes" comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk.


Blogger vani said...


5:43 PM  
Blogger Little Miss said...

whew...I was thinking A) gonna be scary or B) gonna be dirty. (must admit, I was a little disappointed that it wasn't both!) LOL!

; )

6:56 PM  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

ha ha ha ha ha

7:58 PM  
Blogger melissa c said...

I can't quit laughing! I even told it to my husband! Very good story! Keep 'em comin'.

3:57 PM  
Blogger TC said...

mwaahahaahahahaha!!! Too funny!

4:31 AM  
Blogger Colleen said...

hahahahahahaha! That is a good one!

6:45 AM  
Blogger Meow said...

Hahahahaha ... to funny, thank you.
Hope you have a great weekend.
Take care, Meow

8:09 PM  
Blogger Champ - Love Hound said...

A different Sunday funnie, coz it cam out on Wednesday.


4:57 PM  

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